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papertissue:

Sunset at Watermans Beach (by jacobcruden)

papertissue:

Sunset at Watermans Beach (by jacobcruden)

flairey:

I like the kind of hugs when you squeeze tight and he squeezes tighter, when you close your eyes and smile and he sighs in contentment, and when you both let go, you feel a sense of loss.
Well, actually I just like the hugs you give me.

flairey:

I like the kind of hugs when you squeeze tight and he squeezes tighter, when you close your eyes and smile and he sighs in contentment, and when you both let go, you feel a sense of loss.

Well, actually I just like the hugs you give me.

(via asthego)

Studying, seriously?

Trying very hard, but apparently I’ve failed to.
Got startled by a fly that knocked itself onto my window.
I’m so dumb, the damn fly was on the OUTSIDE! ==

Okay, and so the fly reminded me to blog about a cockroach.
A mini cockroach I saw on bus 961 with my boyfriend.
I swear I was on the verge of screaming!

(even though I can’t scream) 
Yes, ironically I wouldn’t be able to.

And then I decided NOT to continue sitting down.
Seriously, can you imagine how disgusting it is!!!

Okay, whatever.
Blah blah blah blah blah.

And so, baby sent me home once again.
Lovesss my boyfriend many many! <3 :) 

BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER!

oohlalaitsphoebe:

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
——
Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that’s not a problem

8!

Fuck yeah, EIGHT more days and school’s out!

Meh, and of course there’s examinations following up but heyyy, not that I care. Heehee. Can’t wait for holidays because I need to get my ass out and work like never before!

Okay bye!

papertissue:

Sunset at Watermans Beach (by jacobcruden)

papertissue:

Sunset at Watermans Beach (by jacobcruden)

flairey:

I like the kind of hugs when you squeeze tight and he squeezes tighter, when you close your eyes and smile and he sighs in contentment, and when you both let go, you feel a sense of loss.
Well, actually I just like the hugs you give me.

flairey:

I like the kind of hugs when you squeeze tight and he squeezes tighter, when you close your eyes and smile and he sighs in contentment, and when you both let go, you feel a sense of loss.

Well, actually I just like the hugs you give me.

(via asthego)

(via asthego)

Studying, seriously?

Trying very hard, but apparently I’ve failed to.
Got startled by a fly that knocked itself onto my window.
I’m so dumb, the damn fly was on the OUTSIDE! ==

Okay, and so the fly reminded me to blog about a cockroach.
A mini cockroach I saw on bus 961 with my boyfriend.
I swear I was on the verge of screaming!

(even though I can’t scream) 
Yes, ironically I wouldn’t be able to.

And then I decided NOT to continue sitting down.
Seriously, can you imagine how disgusting it is!!!

Okay, whatever.
Blah blah blah blah blah.

And so, baby sent me home once again.
Lovesss my boyfriend many many! <3 :) 

BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER!

oohlalaitsphoebe:

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
——
Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that’s not a problem

8!

Fuck yeah, EIGHT more days and school’s out!

Meh, and of course there’s examinations following up but heyyy, not that I care. Heehee. Can’t wait for holidays because I need to get my ass out and work like never before!

Okay bye!

Just because you’re fat doesn’t mean you don’t exercise and eat junk food 24/7. Being skinny isn’t being anorexic. Asian eyes aren’t all slanty, and being black doesn’t mean you’re in a gang. Cutting yourself doesn’t make you emo, getting A’s doesn’t mean you’re a nerd. Wearing black doesn’t make you goth, and being gay doesn’t mean you’ll give someone aids. Reblog this if you want to end the negativity that comes with stereotypes.
Studying, seriously?
8!

About:

Delwyn C.
13/11/93

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